because you've all been joking about getting me a cake, right?
"happy chemo... don't ruin it for the rest of us"
"don't puke here pls"
"look it's butter frosting."
And now I've just thought of this random one, if you were getting a cake for a total cunt you could get it in chocolate and write "chocolate kills bitches, sorry."
haha! ok back to mesna and vomiting my brains out.